kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

image


foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now


h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!


Give me two fictional characters and I’ll tell you which I’d rather date. 

coffeeezombie:

I’m still doing this. 



frankie-way:

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

IT’S OKAY GERARD

IM FINE

SHUT UP GERARD

YOURE EMBARRASSING ME GOD DAMNIT



  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.